handburgers only hurt hands
everybody loves fudge
Humble Efforts
Yammering
Eating Eskimo Pies in the Amazon
Holding Side Conversations
Carrying a Bat
Melting
Making Devil Fingers
I always thought he had tootsie-rolls in his mouth, but that was just his teeth.
Why not let me help?
There are no coverups in this ocean.
Maintain Composure even where composure itself raises legitimate suspicion.
Choose to believe your own rationalizations so that at least one person does.
And, take credit where none is due because some will undoubtedly be given.
Self-respect and pragmatism coexist uneasily.
I never know if you're serious.
TV makes you care.
Empathy is impossible as ever.
I'm on fire.
It's another picture of you. They're all pictures of you.