Harshest be Me (Most Harsh am I)

rerun

to protect the innocent

look at the butt shaker

A Celebration of Vomit (or: Puke Party)

Romania

I remember the Polish and Russian ladies with their blue eye makeup and tiger-striped clothing and accessories. I don't think they remember me at all.

Suddenly My Dreams are Vivid Again

"Oh, I get it. I just don't find it as amusing as you do.

Corny Peanut, my magical fudge making elf:

If you have your own magic elf...
Ooooh how lucky you must be!
No other nutty fudge bar is made
from pure magic!
Tastes like love.

it was him

click

It's not so black and white

What do you make of this?

You make what you will. All I know is I made it from stuff supposedly reserved for other projects. Can I be stopped? (a: of course)

I'll keep what I've learned

But I refuse to kill myself intentionally, no matter who I am.

soup can lady (magic to follow)

i liked myself better when I was greenie

Is it still considered "cutting your losses" where you've already lost significantly more than you've ever had?

Full, unconditional surrender is offered today. As with any war the humiliation of settling the exact terms will weigh most heavily on weakened shoulders, already bearing the yolk of defeat.

in a little while I will have the time to break my own head open. Right now I don't have it.

bubblegum

Deliberate Manipulation of Your Respect For Me

If Nero fiddled while Rome burned, what is so goddamned wrong with that? Maybe Nero was a crazy psychotic asshole, I only know what i've been told, but if he took a moment to birth a melody into this shitstink world I say good for him. Could he undo all his wrongs there and then? I suspect not, Could he save Rome from the fire? Not likely once the chaos had erupted. Is not choosing to play music better than sitting in remorse, or leaping from the balcony, or running into the fray? I say gogo-Nero. In that moment for which he is so widely derided he was better than most of you ever are.

the graduate

I put PB and honey on my popcorn, and it was good. Only thing is I should've made a smaller batch.

okapi_bah

and suddenly i realized that i would always either be alone, or just dead

It just can't be all that bad.