teef (teeth)

WhydintIgotothedentist?
WHydintidoit?
whydinti?

painpainpainbloodbloodblood

Thomas, God of the mountain.

Go, Fish.

This is Charles

contempletive ogre

Regretful Rooster

Some chickenmen can move on without ever asking, much less answering this question. Some chickenmen need only ask it. Some chickenmen must ask and answer. The lattermost chickenmen are the most ruffled and excitable; while the formermost are tender and juicy when batter-fried.

Looking up and heading down

Don't look down, or up. Just look straight ahead. When you go, you go.
I think an old guy once said that and went once.

Unhand her!; Poor Coordination; acommodating rating

It's one thing to be offended at something another person finds funny. It's not a good sign, but there's nothing wrong with it. What's wrong is when the presence of particular company can affect whether one takes offense or not... you fucking retard.

still nothing to show

He taught Gym, and Band...

... and of course he was run out of town on a rail.

Why the long face?

What's your relation to The Machine?

v1.0










"Charles, my man!"

swamp monster

Polo-Jesus Watches Gentle Question Storm

Little Kentucky Monsters

i see garbage everyfuckingwhere

Charlie Takes Off

Confusing to explain; simple when seen

Mud's Women

Waiting for the egg to hatch

People have been known to use the word "anxious" where they mean "eager". As history moves forward the word "anxious" is probably being used improperly less, and less of the time.

who are you inside?

Breads

Cut them open and human dignity, respect, and loads of cash flow into one's life. It cannot be stopped. A genie, all naked and sexed up grants wishes so generously that she (or he depending upon your predilictions) must remind you to go to sleep each night so that you can have dreams of acceptance, and belonging, and adoration that are second only to the joy of perfect purpose and timelessness that awaits one upon waking.

Harshest be Me (Most Harsh am I)

rerun

to protect the innocent

look at the butt shaker

A Celebration of Vomit (or: Puke Party)

Romania

I remember the Polish and Russian ladies with their blue eye makeup and tiger-striped clothing and accessories. I don't think they remember me at all.

Suddenly My Dreams are Vivid Again

"Oh, I get it. I just don't find it as amusing as you do.

Corny Peanut, my magical fudge making elf:

If you have your own magic elf...
Ooooh how lucky you must be!
No other nutty fudge bar is made
from pure magic!
Tastes like love.

it was him

click

It's not so black and white

What do you make of this?

You make what you will. All I know is I made it from stuff supposedly reserved for other projects. Can I be stopped? (a: of course)

I'll keep what I've learned

But I refuse to kill myself intentionally, no matter who I am.

soup can lady (magic to follow)

i liked myself better when I was greenie

Is it still considered "cutting your losses" where you've already lost significantly more than you've ever had?

Full, unconditional surrender is offered today. As with any war the humiliation of settling the exact terms will weigh most heavily on weakened shoulders, already bearing the yolk of defeat.

in a little while I will have the time to break my own head open. Right now I don't have it.

bubblegum