I never saw a spider with a thing on his ass like that!

take care to watch

sketchier and sketchier (aka unpainted furniture)

Violin and bagpipes are intolerable when played with no skill at all. This is what I'm told. A harmonica may be played quite tolerably by a monkey. This is another thing I have been told.

Closer to the Stars

"bloodmouth"can be whoever you want

It may come to pass that this is the conceptal birth of a super-heroic superhero with the sobrique "Bloodmouth" whose superpower causes temporary paralysis by shock when his victims see his bloody mouth.

I drifted into space eight times during the construction of that sentence. It probably makes no sense. Neither do lots of things, though; so go eat a fuck pie.


rough rendering of a child's redition of a poorly imagined rumor of what Bloodmouth might look like if he weren't feeling quite himself:

Victoria

nothing to do to save his life. call his wife in.

one atop the other

---o-o----

"I en a mushroon"

Some people always say the wrong thing.

oh my goodness

right in the middle of her forehead

teef (teeth)

WhydintIgotothedentist?
WHydintidoit?
whydinti?

painpainpainbloodbloodblood

Thomas, God of the mountain.

Go, Fish.

This is Charles

contempletive ogre

Regretful Rooster

Some chickenmen can move on without ever asking, much less answering this question. Some chickenmen need only ask it. Some chickenmen must ask and answer. The lattermost chickenmen are the most ruffled and excitable; while the formermost are tender and juicy when batter-fried.

Looking up and heading down

Don't look down, or up. Just look straight ahead. When you go, you go.
I think an old guy once said that and went once.

Unhand her!; Poor Coordination; acommodating rating

It's one thing to be offended at something another person finds funny. It's not a good sign, but there's nothing wrong with it. What's wrong is when the presence of particular company can affect whether one takes offense or not... you fucking retard.

still nothing to show

He taught Gym, and Band...

... and of course he was run out of town on a rail.

Why the long face?

What's your relation to The Machine?

v1.0










"Charles, my man!"

swamp monster

Polo-Jesus Watches Gentle Question Storm

Little Kentucky Monsters

i see garbage everyfuckingwhere

Charlie Takes Off

Confusing to explain; simple when seen

Mud's Women

Waiting for the egg to hatch

People have been known to use the word "anxious" where they mean "eager". As history moves forward the word "anxious" is probably being used improperly less, and less of the time.

who are you inside?

Breads

Cut them open and human dignity, respect, and loads of cash flow into one's life. It cannot be stopped. A genie, all naked and sexed up grants wishes so generously that she (or he depending upon your predilictions) must remind you to go to sleep each night so that you can have dreams of acceptance, and belonging, and adoration that are second only to the joy of perfect purpose and timelessness that awaits one upon waking.

Harshest be Me (Most Harsh am I)

rerun

to protect the innocent

look at the butt shaker