No Comparison is Valid

do something constructive

contemplate life with trustworthy friends in altered states

just jam out

enlist

Things You Already Know

Fortune tellers cannot be trusted.

Nothing is actually worth stealing

Selling a lie is stealing twice, plus dickery.

What do you think I think you think?

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.

But I am Grimaldi.

bad things [*just] happen

Where is the line between remaining unaffected by the perception of others, and being a sociopath?


How often is getting what you want sincerely giving other people what they want?

What will it take to realize these mundanities as the luxuries they truly are?

Now You're Getting Somewhere

Maintain a single-minded concentrated effort, and smile as if it's fun.

Don't read into the shapes of things. Shapes can be misleading.

Titles can't be copywritten, and often come with silly hats.

Reward yourself for choosing life with a little strenuous exercise.

Don't be afraid to look.

More is only sometimes better

I think a thought in which I am, and so in thought I am, I think.

I imagine you're quite delicious.

You May Already Be A Winner

Displace emotional dreams for tangible targets.

Focus on the dig and ignore impending doom.

Charge forward and demand the prize behind the curtain even though you don't want it.

Lurk in waiting for someone to drop something. Hope in advance that it's a prize.

Sit and read a book.

Good Show

John Edwards might get my vote. Judge me.

Please, be patient.

Greatest Available Hero

Good people abstain in preparation of their eternal reward.

It turns out you look like yourself, only uglier.

You two are familiarly odd.

Francis [feels/is a] let down.

Stand Up For Something You Believe In

Santa's Pictachio Green Eyes Hypnotize.

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Unexpected Brotherhood

You may not be who you think you are.

I prefer well-done, but I'll take what I can get.

Push on.

There's nowhere to go and the quickest way to get there is to stop.

Open Secrets

Overheard

Overexposed

Underhanded

Under the influence

I was framed!

Roger retired.

He should've been fired.

handymen tittered.

as their homes lay unlittered

here it's over-reiter'd

and Jiacamo Johnson smoked crack.

Facing Demons

fantastic

gastric

immersion

subversion

suitable for wrapping fish

within

after

over

despite

Beyond

through