I dreampt I was a catterpillar

Bizarro Vampire Weasle Sperm Vampire Douche Hermaphrodictum

I love hotdogs

Everyone deserves to be happy

Equality of opportunity

I want to know who's worse

I'm not particlarly interested in what's better.

Nobody ever really understands

I've never really understood anything, because at the moment of proficeincy I am satisfied, and take a nap.

Life flows on within you and ...

...within your nose.

Yes. It's been done.

drunk dancer

I recently realized that when my eyelids get heavy I can fall asleep instantly, if I choose to.

pet pig psycho

I went to the prom three times but never managed to get lucky.



Budgies are parrots. They have two opposing toes and a hooked bill.



I once killed an hour seeing the free movie at the Church of Scientology on 46 st. THey've managed to keep track of me for twelve years despite my threatening phone calls.

variations in the nest

Sundae driving

I've never lived in a town where people wave to each other while driving.

meat curtains

I've only ever owned curtains because of women.

Temper your poison

alcohol

They should remake The Island of Dr Moreau every year

Saint smoking crucifix bowl and whaa in the river?

Body as temple

unusual friends

This is what we did in the old days for fun