oh my goodness

right in the middle of her forehead

teef (teeth)

WhydintIgotothedentist?
WHydintidoit?
whydinti?

painpainpainbloodbloodblood

Thomas, God of the mountain.

Go, Fish.

This is Charles

contempletive ogre

Regretful Rooster

Some chickenmen can move on without ever asking, much less answering this question. Some chickenmen need only ask it. Some chickenmen must ask and answer. The lattermost chickenmen are the most ruffled and excitable; while the formermost are tender and juicy when batter-fried.

Looking up and heading down

Don't look down, or up. Just look straight ahead. When you go, you go.
I think an old guy once said that and went once.

Unhand her!; Poor Coordination; acommodating rating

It's one thing to be offended at something another person finds funny. It's not a good sign, but there's nothing wrong with it. What's wrong is when the presence of particular company can affect whether one takes offense or not... you fucking retard.

still nothing to show

He taught Gym, and Band...

... and of course he was run out of town on a rail.

Why the long face?

What's your relation to The Machine?

v1.0










"Charles, my man!"

swamp monster

Polo-Jesus Watches Gentle Question Storm

Little Kentucky Monsters

i see garbage everyfuckingwhere

Charlie Takes Off

Confusing to explain; simple when seen

Mud's Women

Waiting for the egg to hatch

People have been known to use the word "anxious" where they mean "eager". As history moves forward the word "anxious" is probably being used improperly less, and less of the time.